Have you ever yearned for Real White Christmas Snow just like they have in the Rust Belt Midwest ? Enough Real White Christmas Snow for full size snowmen, awesome snow angels and serious multi-family snow ball fights ? If so, now is the time for your dream to come true. This is the real deal. Genuine Real White Christmas Snow delivered direct to your yard in a Santa Red pickup truck driven by a real transplanted Michigander in an Green Elf Suit.
Due to a manufacture's error we are seriously overstocked on
Real White Christmas Snow.
Our warehouses are full and our stockyards are overflowing.
This Real White Christmas Snow must be moved !
Our operators are waiting for your order !
Call 1-800-SNOW-2-GO !
Call immediately for Christmas Delivery !
Please ! ! !
Our trucks are standing by.But wait ! There's More !
Order today and receive 2 loads for the price of one !
Snow shovels not included. Some assembly required. Duration of Real White Christmas Snow is dependent on local temperatures. Some Real White Christmas Snow samples may contain ice. This is a naturally occurring component of Real White Christmas Snow and not a product defect. Please dispose of used Real White Christmas Snow in accordance with local environmental regulations. No Deposit Required. No Returns Accepted.
2 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!!
Where does all the white go when the snow melts?
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